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In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair used to be bright ginger is visited by a man in a bowtie. She does not know who he is and thinks about giving him a piece of her mind till he moves forward and presses his fingertips to her temple. Memories flood her mind. People and planets and places she had saved alongside a long streak of nothing rush back to her. She remembers being the most important woman in creation. Then with a smile on her face Donna Noble closes her eyes and sleeps forevermore. The Doctor simply looks on with tears in his eyes as his best friend leaves this world with the only gift he could give her.

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:10:53 -0600

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man I laughed so hard when I saw this episode.

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:04:58 -0600

man I laughed so hard when I saw this episode.

00sal: Sheldon explaining fandom life

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:03:59 -0600

00sal:

Sheldon explaining fandom life

Emma by Jane Austen for babies/toddlers. Get it by supporting...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:12:18 -0600

Emma by Jane Austen for babies/toddlers. Get it by supporting my Kickstarter project and help me create more classics!

Pride and Prejudice cloth book on Etsy for babies! You can get...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:08:33 -0600

Pride and Prejudice cloth book on Etsy for babies!

You can get it here on my Kickstarter project too, and help me make more literary classics for little ones.

How to Charm the Ladies: A Guide By Mr. Collins

Fri, 10 May 2013 18:15:18 -0600

How to Charm the Ladies: A Guide By Mr. Collins

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Fri, 10 May 2013 18:12:21 -0600

Kickstarter project to make more classic literature cloth books...

Fri, 10 May 2013 15:31:43 -0600

Kickstarter project to make more classic literature cloth books for babies!

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Fri, 03 May 2013 20:34:49 -0600

Jane Austen’s Emma cloth baby book on Spoonflower.

Fri, 03 May 2013 20:31:01 -0600

Jane Austen’s Emma cloth baby book on Spoonflower.

Emma baby fabric on spoonflower.

Fri, 03 May 2013 20:29:00 -0600

Emma baby fabric on spoonflower.

DIY King Arthur cloth baby book on Spoonflower.

Fri, 03 May 2013 20:26:00 -0600

DIY King Arthur cloth baby book on Spoonflower.

rqsk: and…. VALHALLEN

Thu, 02 May 2013 13:33:29 -0600

rqsk:

and…. VALHALLEN

bronzedragon: Ode To SpotFelis catus is your taxonomic...

Thu, 02 May 2013 10:18:31 -0600

bronzedragon:

Ode To Spot
Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

let us not forget that a small part of the reason that Clueless...

Thu, 02 May 2013 09:42:27 -0600

let us not forget that a small part of the reason that Clueless is so good is that it’s a remake of Jane Austen’s Emma.

LOL I WAS a teenager in the 90’s. We did not dress like...

Thu, 02 May 2013 09:40:14 -0600

LOL I WAS a teenager in the 90’s. We did not dress like this until after the film came out. Before that it was tank tops, baggy jeans, and slouchy flannel shirts.

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Thu, 02 May 2013 09:33:44 -0600

study hard guys, trust me.

Thu, 02 May 2013 09:30:28 -0600

study hard guys, trust me.

royalwatcher: Breast implants, bleached teeth, liposuction and...

Thu, 02 May 2013 09:29:57 -0600

royalwatcher:

Breast implants, bleached teeth, liposuction and Botox . . . the most famous characters in history would have looked very different if they’d been around today.
From Henry VIII to Lord Nelson, Queen Elizabeth I to Marie Antoinette and William Shakespeare, these five portraits imagine giants from history with a distinctly 21st-century twist.
The portraits - commissioned to tie in with the new historical TV series The Secret Life Of… were created by a digital artist using computer graphics.
Although the project is playful and irreverent, it is rooted in legitimate research.
TV historian Dr Suzannah Lipscomb spent three months working with the artist, deciding what changes could be backed up with real historical knowledge.

MARIE ANTOINETTE
Marie Antoinette (1755-1793), queen of France and wife of Louis XVI, who was executed during the French Revolution, was a fashion diva. But she was also far from being a natural beauty.
When her name was suggested as a suitable bride for Louis, courtiers saw her portrait and were horrified: she had too high a forehead, they said, wonky teeth and tiny breasts.
Marie Antoinette had been teased in her teens about the flatness of her bust.
It’s likely, if she were alive today, she would want breast implants. She certainly underwent appalling 18th-century corrective dentistry, so I’m sure she would have been delighted with the small pearly whites our makeover has provided.
She loved clothes and was a great trend-setter, buying four pairs of shoes every week and changing her outfits three times a day. She also liked to signal her mood by changing her hairstyle.
We’ve given her a fringe, to disguise her high forehead, and we’ve let down her 3ft-long tresses, Beyoncé-style.
She’s wearing a peacock feather fascinator, and the whole impression is sexy, daring and unrestrained. After all, Marie Antoinette was the original It Girl.
She might never have said ‘Let them eat cake,’ as legend claims, but I’m sure that today she’d be saying: ‘Let’s party!’

HENRY VIII
Henry VIII (1491-1547) would have found divorce a lot easier in the 21st century — though chopping off his wives’ heads, as he did with two of his queens, would have reduced his alimony payments.
He was the original bling king, with hats dripping in pearls and rubies on his fingers.
He would embrace TV, but not to become a celebrity — he never cared what ordinary people thought of him.
His aim was to make a serious impression on the power elite, to impress upon them that he was the boss — he saw himself as an Old Testament king with a direct line to God.
Today, he would have a hair transplant to hide his receding hairline.
He also has a tan, because he spent so much time riding and hunting, and shoes with heels to make his stature — over 6ft tall — even more impressive.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
William Shakespeare (1564-1616) was the ultimate trendy playwright, not just a serious artist but the superstar of commercial theatre.
Today, he would have been writing for TV, the National Theatre and Hollywood — all at the same time.
We’ve depicted him as a hipster, very vain about his quiff and his immaculately trimmed beard.
There has always been speculation about his sexuality, since he wrote poetry to men and women.
So we popped an earring in his left ear, which carries a hint that he was gay.

HORATIO NELSON
Lord Nelson (1758-1805) lost his right arm fighting the Spanish so we’ve given him a robotic prosthetic that wouldn’t have looked out of place at the Paralympic Games.
He cared little for appearances, so we haven’t put a glove on the metal hand.
But we have also added a little weight to his face and frame, because in the modern Navy he would have seen a lot less action and been better fed.
He was known as a charismatic man whose presence spurred on men to heroism. One word from Nelson was better than a speech from most leaders.
So though his modern uniform is less attractive, and his array of medals less spectacular, we’ve awarded him the Victoria Cross.
That medal wasn’t around in his time — the first VC was awarded in 1856 — but he was England’s greatest hero and there seems little doubt that he would have earned its highest honour.

ELIZABETH I
Elizabeth (1533-1603) looks terrifying in our portrait — and she was a truly fearsome woman.
That Vivienne Westwood-type jacket makes her look like a business leader, because she saw herself as England’s chief executive.
But it also has an androgynous appeal that reminds us of David Bowie in his heyday. She wanted to be seen as the Virgin Queen.
She wasn’t austere or self-denying — her clothes were always cut from the richest fabrics. We’ve also given her bracelets and rings to draw attention to her long white fingers.
We put her in lots of make-up. Though she’s in her 40s in the portrait, there isn’t a wrinkle — she would have loved Botox.
In life, she caked her face in white lead to look young, which made her skin painful and puffy.

Looks interesting. The Secret Life Of . . . is on the Yesterday channel tonight at 9pm. What do you think?

LOL Marie’s face in that dress.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: Bunny: HUMAN LOOK I HAVE MADE A...

Thu, 02 May 2013 09:14:58 -0600

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Bunny: HUMAN LOOK

I HAVE MADE A FRIEND :D