How to Charm the Ladies: A Guide By Mr. Collins
Ode To Spot
Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
let us not forget that a small part of the reason that Clueless is so good is that it’s a remake of Jane Austen’s Emma.
LOL I WAS a teenager in the 90’s. We did not dress like this until after the film came out. Before that it was tank tops, baggy jeans, and slouchy flannel shirts.
study hard guys, trust me.